I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...