The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...