Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.