An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...