Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...