Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...