Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...