Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...