If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...