Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....