Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...