Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Computer problem report
|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...