Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...