Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.