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Flea Cure
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An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
There goes another one
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Purchasing the brain
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Company buzz words
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Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
A question for Bill Clinton
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Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...