Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...