Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...