I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...