Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...