Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...