How They
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All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...