A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...