Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...