Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...