Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...