How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...