TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...