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St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Elephant jokes 02
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Really Stupid People
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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...