Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...