Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...