Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...