Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
A Horse walks into a Bar
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Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Lollihops!
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