Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...