Prison Versus Housewives
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C & W Song Titles!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
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If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....