My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Your New Year Resolution
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Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...