Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...