M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...