Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....