A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Some very common traits in two drunks
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The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
When you know you must really be drunk
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...