CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...