When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...