Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
The Dump List
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What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...