If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Telemarketers go away
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No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
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Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...