Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.