60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...