Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...