A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Go to the hospital
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The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
The Bachelor Diet
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Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
What is brown and has holes in it?
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If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...