Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!