The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...