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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...